Even The Cutest Pets Commit Some Household Crimes, But We Still Love Them

 

 

A pet belongs to the family in a special way: they might not be allowed on the couch, but they’re as much a part of the family as anyone else. We love them despite their little quirks and mistakes, and would never hurt them. But sometimes they really do know just how to ruin everything forever (or until they give you that guilty look that makes you forgive them).

Maybe it’s time we took a stand against pet crimes; maybe the next time your precious pet breaks one of these laws, they should spend a little time in doggy jail or the kitty clink!

 

1.) CRIME: Grand Theft Everything In Reach

2.) CRIME: Petty Dinner Theft

3.) CRIME: Catnip Trafficking

4.) CRIME: Criminal Negligence of Owner’s Affections

5.) CRIME: Illegal Urination

6.) CRIME: Breaking and Entering Refrigerator

7.) CRIME: Resisting Cuddles

8.) CRIME: First Degree Squirrel Homicide

9.) CRIME: Harassing the Mailman

10.) CRIME:Impersonating a Lap Dog